In some cities in Oregon it is a woman’s right to go topless and Jen Moss, dubbed the Pastie Lady or even Earth Friend Jen is choosing to exercise that right in a big way. Jen Moss has applied to be in Ashland, Oregon’s Fourth of July parade this year. Jen Moss moved to Ashland from Ojai, California in May of this year. Jen Moss is often seen riding topless on her bicycle around Ashland. Jen Moss says she plans to wear nothing but a hemp G-string in the parade. The Chamber of Commerce says that’s contrary to the rules for the family celebration. Jen Moss says she’ll sue if she can’t parade as she wishes.
Jenn Moss moved to Ashland due to its nudity laws. They specify only that people must cover their genitalia in a city park or the downtown commercial district, which means Jenn Moss does not need to cover her breasts in the parade.
Hey, I have a great idea! Since less people are flying, the airlines surely have extra of those eyemasks they pass out on planes for people who want to nap. To help the airlines recoup some of their post-911 losses, the airlines could sell those eyemasks at the parade. Then when it was announced that Jenn Moss was next on the parade lineup, all the women and children and those husbands who must - you know who you are - would simply put on the eyemasks until the dangerous bare-breasted Jenn Moss had passed by. I wonder who would be peeking?
